Ponderize

A word that means to 80% ponder and 20% memorize a text, usually verses of scripture. Ponderizing new scripture each week can uplift and inspire the ponderizer. Most effective ponderization occurs over a 20 year period.

When I ponderize I feel a greater desire to follow Jesus Christ and have an elevated place or my thoughts to go.

by a21210 November 21, 2015

hop the pond

When you transfer your penis from the vagina to the anus.

Man I was beating this girls pussy up real nice, then I decided to hop the pond and it was even better!

by C-Monsta December 2, 2007

Swan pond

Very elite group of swan-necked hoes. No swamp pigeons or mud ducks allowed! see also bevy. see also swan-necked hoe.

What happens in the swan pond stays in the swan pond!

by dj8up May 6, 2008

I'll let you ponder over that one

Something you say when you realise you've said something really stupid, usually in an argument, in order to try and save face and make out that what you said is in fact obscurely witty.

Person one: Lol fag!

Person two: No u!

Person one: Make me!

Person two: ?????

Person one: I'll let you ponder over that one for a bit

by Dudey McCool January 14, 2011

Ponderosa

A smelly smell that could have been avoided with the help of general hygienic practices.

You:"My homegirl be smelling like something died"

Me:Me "you mean smelling like some ponderosa?"

by Weird12u May 17, 2019

Pondo

Refers to the intense and infamous bromance between NBA players Kendrick Perkins and Rajon Rondo. Typically used by basketball fans as a euphemism meaning "intense gay bromance."

Quan: "Dude, ever since my friend Demarcus found another apartment, I've been so depressed. We used to go shopping and dining together."

Lamar: "Shut up man; you sound like Rondo after his butt-buddy Perkins got traded to the Thunder."

Latrice: "Yeah cuz, sounds like you guys enjoyed a nice, long, deep Pondo together."

by NBAFAN December 4, 2012

10 pounds of bounce that ass

When some ugly lonely ass guy slides into your dms etc and wants to bounce your phat ass with his 3 inch dick.

Some ugly dude in your dms: hey you tryna catch 10 pounds of bounce that ass?

by Succdickforaliving123 June 12, 2018