Definitions by C-Monsta

hop the pond 

When you transfer your penis from the vagina to the anus.

Man I was beating this girls pussy up real nice, then I decided to hop the pond and it was even better!

hop the pond by C-Monsta December 2, 2007

Dry Avalanche

When a man gets a blowjob while he gets a haircut. The bib must be draped over the girls head, then when your are finished, you let the hair on the bib cascade down on to the girl, thus creating an avalanche effect.

"After I got my fade in the barbershop, we pulled a Dry Avalanche on this girl, it was hella degrading."

Dry Avalanche by C-monsta June 10, 2007

Half Balling 

Half Balling: Any sexual activity between a man and a woman that does not involve intercourse, such as blowjobs, handjobs, dry humping, kissing, rusty trombone etc.
Opposite of Balling which means to have intercourse.

"Man I've been half balling this girl for weeks, but she wont let me hit it."

Half Balling by c-monsta July 17, 2006