delaware cream pie 

A DCP is when you bust a nut in a dirty skeezer and after you finish a dude who wants to fuck her too enters the room and can't get his dick hard so instead he eats said dirty skeezer's pussy. Therefore ingesting a Delaware Cream Pie

Guy 1: Dude I'm from Delaware and Last night I totally raw dogged a skeezer from the chow hall without a rubber. Then ol limp dick over there decided to eat her pussy.

Guy 2: Bro he totally ate your kids. Fuckin Delaware Cream Pie!

delaware cream pie by TwoDoods1Cup September 11, 2013

ice cream job 

When you give oral pleasure after eating ice cream leaving your mouth ice cold and sugary

"So my girlfriend gave me an ice cream job the other day. My dick was frozen for weeks!

ice cream job by Antiumone November 23, 2013

London Cream Tea 

When you give a girl a creampie and wait for it to leak out. Then when it dries you feed it to her and piss in her mouth.

I gave Sheila a London Cream Tea last night!

London Cream Tea by Harry Toba February 3, 2014

Inverted Cream Stream 

The act of performing a one handed hand stand while simultaneously beating ones meat until ultimately sending an ejaculatory stream of warm seimen into ones mouthhole.

The young man acquired several injuries while in the act of performing an inverted cream stream.

Inverted Cream Stream by Kujo1367 March 31, 2015

ice cream sandwitch 

When two black men sit on either side of a white man.

An ice cream sandwitch is really awkward.

ice cream sandwitch by Cuvass September 15, 2016

Jersey Cream 

Product for styling of men's hair consisting entirely of semen.

Yo Donny, looks like we're out of hair gel, but we don't have time to get some before we go to the club. Get over here and help me out with some Jersey Cream.

Jersey Cream by Just-dont-ask-questions February 27, 2018

Ice Cream Mint 

Fresh Crisp Hundred Dollar Bills Straight From The Bank.

"Yo O-Dogg I Got Your Ass A Gift!"

*Hands Over A Brown Paper Bag*

"But What This Is??"

"Some Ice Cream Mint Homie...Merry Xmas."

"God Damn!"

Ice Cream Mint by Casper Casanova August 20, 2018