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DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE 

A phrase used to strongly reinforce and help paint an extremely vivid image in the listeners mind when describing something to those who are possibly imagionatoraly impaired or have a total lack of imagination altogether.
"OI what happened to you last night mate because you've woken up today looking and smelling like a DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE"
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Dead Dog 

oh look a Dead Dog
Dead Dog by Neveah Hansen hater October 15, 2021
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Dead bitches 

They are dead
Hey look u you apart of dead bitches , oh shi-
Dead bitches by Bigbadussy2000 October 20, 2021

Dead bed energy 

Refers to someone who clearly doesn't know how to liven up a bedroom, since body-shaming is so last year. You can't choose your body, but you can always choose how you use it. Plus, it's gender-neutral. The counterpart to this is "frisky bed energy".
Erica: "So Brad thinks that women are only good for sex, cooking, and cleaning."

Janet: "Eww. Dump him. That is some dead bed energy."
Dead bed energy by TulipKitten November 1, 2021

Dead Mans Stroke 

The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.
I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off

Dead Dick And Chips 

Its like saying dead ass but way better and people are much more likely to believe you than the basic "Dead Ass" and the and chips acts as a on god replacement.
Did you get the meat out of the freezer? bro I swear I did like "Dead Dick And Chips mom"
Dead Dick And Chips by ZeFleas November 8, 2021

dead blushing 

A dead inside and/or outside person is somehow blushing but awkwardly as they attempt their red face which could come off as cute, happens when someone close compliments them
rosaria's dead blushing again...
dead blushing by eror404t November 19, 2021