Zipper Nick

pinching your weiner in your zipper

that chick likes to bust my balls, she's a total zipper nick !

by zipper nickers September 13, 2011

zipperbaby

(n.) The orgasm of a man achieved while he's still wearing his pants.

When a man gets too excited by his activities and creams his pants, casting babybatter all over the zipper region.

(v. tr.) zipperbabied, zipperbabying, zipperbaby: The act of creating a zipperbaby.

"That stripper made me buy her a new outfit because she saw my zipperbaby and got pissed."

"My friend made a zipper baby during an 8th grade dance. He blamed it on the combination of pelvic movement and her perfume."

"Andy Samberg wrote an awesome song about making zipperbabies, it's called 'Jizz In My Pants'."

by @LeonardTPants December 1, 2011

Zipper Zombie

A person that will give blow jobs without showing any excitement or pleasure.

Rebecca is a zipper Zombie. She did her thing without ever making a sound then left.

by Dave720 June 4, 2013

zipper ball picture

Its a picture of your balls hanging out of your zipper. Commonly sent amongst bro's because its gross and looks funny

John: "i was hooking up with Kylie when Zach sent me a zipper ball picture and i lost the mood. I must admit, it was pretty funny though"

by Barstoolbro October 13, 2015

Zipperboi

A man or woman who is really quite cool. That is to say, they are "the bees knees"

Damn, that nigga's a zipperboi! Hot dog!

by Rare pink goblin October 12, 2017

zipper struggle

When y'all aren't fucking

Example 1:

Nick: "How's the zipper struggle going?"
Matt: "Can't hook anybody on Tinder so it looks like it'll be a long time until I get laid."

Example 2:

Katie: "How are you and Lola doing lately?"
Caleb: "We're in a zipper struggle because I forgot to feed the cat on Monday."

by porkchchoppanzeefin May 5, 2020

Zipper lip

A person who can not shut there mouths long enough to let other people talk

Will you shut that zipper lip up

by Gibble cunt May 14, 2022