[Shredded] Wheat

1.The severely disheveled appearance of hair and/or clothing after a night of heavy partying and debauchery.
2.The look of your hair after 3 days without a shower.
3.You shower but don't comb or brush your hair...ever.

Man, did you see Corn's hair this morning? Fully Shredded Wheat!
He must have been with Tattoo Woman again.

by Tahoetjd October 6, 2008

Tote wheat

A grandpa"s nickname to a child

Your my little tote wheat

by Tote wheat January 29, 2016

Sam wheat

So sexy and gets any lady is 100% straight with a big schlong

Sam wheat is hot

by ys han October 21, 2019

Wheats

Timberland boots. The tan ones specifically.

Bro them wheats wet af.

by DcGaTAJ June 27, 2021

Wheat aggie

A student, alum or fan of Kansas University.

Those Wheat Aggies lost to Texas again. When will it ever end ?

by Kstate4ever July 9, 2010

wheat thank

someone who is weak like a piece of wheat and they can't thank you

the skinny small kid is a wheat thank

by big baller 993 March 7, 2024

Wheat Boy

A wheat boy is, in simple terms, a male who enjoys the finer things in life. For example, someone who spends their time giving out fanum taxes or viewing skibidi toilet content is a wheat boy.

Person 1: Dude, did you see James watching skibidi toilet and edging himself in history?

Person 2: Yeah bro, he’s a total wheat boy

by Janet Sturts December 11, 2023