Tomato Smoothie

One part sperm, one part pussy blood,

and another part sperm.

Mix on high for 2 minutes. Serve chilled.

Everyone has a friend who will take any dare. Test him with an ice cold Tomato Smoothie.

by idontcarewhatthissays December 1, 2009

tomato tumble dryer

a females blood ridden, copper stenched, dried up, flakey vagina when she is menstruating.

"last night when my chick came round we totally fucked all night, but by morning that bitch started her period and didn't tell me and she actually made me fuck her tomato tumble dryer!"

by Afeps February 22, 2010

Magic Tomato

A cherry tomato that magically soars across cafeterias and crashes onto one's salad container, usually filled with salad, leaving the innards of the salad container scattering across the floor, leaving the salad eater in mild confusion, because the tomato is usually too fast to be seen. After impact of the tomato it proceeds to go through the salad, hence magical, and roll across the rest of the cafeteria landing all the way against the back wall.

The magic tomato hit Chris's salad, leaving him in some confusion, and threw his salad on the floor.

by GrammEr Nazi May 19, 2011

Sun Dried Tomato

Usually found in the over 40's woman who has spent way too much time sunbathing nude and or pole dancing. Their vj or vagina as it is commonly called becomes old and resembles that of the sun dried tomato.

Man I love to fuck an older woman's sun dried tomato

Did you see the old vagina on that woman? Oh that thing, it's just her sun dried tomato

by Milo43 September 12, 2010

Tomatopie

The act of ejaculating inside of a female well she is on her period.

"Last night Kyle gave me a tomatopie..."

by James Milton March 26, 2010

Tomato town

Place that was wiped by former school shooter "leviathan" and his unknown partner

Peaple fucking died when Tomato town was wiped

by Kugo64 April 1, 2021

Rambling Tomato

A fricken annoying chick that constantly has to be right about everything, always has something to say, and always SAYS it... likes to 'steal' a person's food.

Girl 1: Hey whats up guys?
Rambling Tomato: Nothing, however I have dance tonight and my aunts taking me shopping. I have really good grades. Lets talk more. Can I steal some pringles?
Girl 1: ..... STFU

by YOITSMOE2 June 19, 2009