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throne locked

The ability to not get off the toilet without assistance because you have sat on it until your legs have gone so numb you are unable to safely stand up on your own.
Sorry I didn't answer the door but I was playing Fallout Shelter on my iPad in the john until I was throne locked and was unable to stand up for several minutes.
by Orionnoir August 7, 2015
mugGet the throne lockedmug.

braid of thrones

How the characters in Game of Thrones somehow keep their braids intact even though they've moved around alot and should have fallen out by now.
When Daenerys walked into the fire to hatch the dragon eggs, you would think her hair would get rekt but it stayed so Braid of Thrones, like totally on fleek
by Urban_Webster April 11, 2015
mugGet the braid of thronesmug.

dingle throne

A pompous idiot who thinks his shit don’t stink but really his ass is a nesting spot for a king sized dingle berry.
Look at that POS I bet he has a dingle throne in his pants.”
by Hmmmmhuhwhat? May 9, 2022
mugGet the dingle thronemug.

Fat Man's Throne

The Setup of a Reddit/4Chan/Discord User who has a U-Desk, in excess of 5+ Displays, 2 or more Computer systems, a mountain of half finished to-go food boxes, a snack drawer and mini fridge close by, a stupid amount of empty soda and beer cans, and a shit bucket under the desk
John hasn't left his Fat Man's Throne for over 9 weeks
mugGet the Fat Man's Thronemug.

Bean Throne

A penis. The bean being the vagina, and the throne being the male genitalia.
"Lemme pop a squat on yo bean throne"

The happy trail led straight to his bean throne.
by pijjypooge April 4, 2013
mugGet the Bean Thronemug.

emperor's throne

The emperors throne sits in the corner of many a cheap hotel its purpose is simple it supplies an unobstructed view for cuckholds
Please do not put your clothing on my emperor's throne it is for watching my wife with jerome
by The froggy 9 January 22, 2024
mugGet the emperor's thronemug.

porceline throne

Another way to politely say you are taking a shit without alarming or offending anyone.
Hey can I call you back I’m on the porceline throne at the moment !
by Kendodoesurban November 17, 2018
mugGet the porceline thronemug.

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