texticular cancer

one who cant seem to stop texting.

P1-That kid just cant stop texting.

P2-i know, i think he has texticular cancer.

by ke ke ke keller February 26, 2009

testicular mass

a measure of the size of ones charactor

"Man, you aint got the testicular mass"

by poo June 5, 2003

Testicular Rape

occurs when a person believes he or she is prepared for a test, but when he or she actually sees it, the test becomes impossible

"I thought the chemistry test was going to be easy, but instead! it was testicular rape!"

by potatoeseverywhere January 21, 2010

testicula

to tell someone that you just had sex

dude,i had a testicula today

by antoan June 1, 2007

Testicular Octortion

When your testicles gets twisted 8 times while still in your sack

"Sorry Mrs.Grendle, your husbands scrodum has suffered a severe case of testicular octortion..youre going to jail!!!"

by Helmet Youngsheiffer March 17, 2010

Testicular Starvation

When you havent had sex in a very long time and your testicles start to shrink.

Honey what happened to your balls?" " oh im suffering from Testicular Starvation.

by Wiseco February 19, 2011

Testickler

The type of goatee-type beard grown specifically by those who want to hide their true sexual orientation, which would be that of homosexual. Meant to give the recipient of oral sex by the grower of the testickler a tickling sensation on their scrotum.

"Look, those bikers over there all are sporting testicklers!"

- Dead guy

by Spanks Johnson February 29, 2012