Shiternity

1. turd grid-lock 2. a loitering turd 3. the slow moving passage of a single turd 4.a long lapse of time, as in a public restroom stall that causes those waiting in line to seek another stall

Breaking News ..."Ty-D-Bol has launched a search and rescue mission to find a missing party-goer, last seen venturing into the men's room after complaining about an upset stomach. His pals stated he had been in the bathroom for what seemed like a shiternity and grew concerned when he did not return to the party....."

by TeeJay69 February 24, 2008

shitening

The process of being so scared that you shit yourself.

Alice found the concept of alien anal probes so shitening that she wore a butt plug at all times.

by Captain_Wiggles May 26, 2008

Shiterature

Getting lost in a good book/magazine while simultaneously enjoying an epic deuce.

Harry Potter makes great shiterature.

by goblue!1409 October 17, 2009

muff shite

One who completely miss kicks the ball in the sport of football (soccer).

Ryan! That was a complete muff shite! The ball didn't even move!

by kevodger May 19, 2009

Darth Shiteous

A bowel movement so foul and evil, it requires multiple flushes to get rid of it.

"Hey man, I'm lucky to have gotten out of that bathroom alive. I just battled Darth Shiteous!"

by Fagrodamus February 2, 2015

Shiteface

A 50 something ginger whinger, who prefers his model daughter over his other children. Likes HAM radio maps, to sell at an inflated price on ebay. Enjoys blaming others for his mistakes. Can usually be seen buyin cheap DVD's from the nearest ESSO station.

See "Failure" or "man child" for furhter reading

That was such a Shiteface mistake you made there

Haha he just did a Shiteface

I've just doen a Shiteface and now i'm lost

I just did what i was told

Fuck everyone else, they're not important

I'm off to eat worms

by shitefacehater-pewpew December 14, 2009

Way and Shite!

Donegal slang for "Piss off" or "Go away, you retard!"

Mooney: Would you feed me, i'm too fat
Jaime and Petur in unisome : Way and Shite!

by Jaime_the_ledge March 26, 2009