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snorkel

A name for a blow job where the guy lies with his legs open. The giver of the snorkel licks his balls and wanks his dick. Thus looking like a snorkeller!

See also deep sea snorkelling
Suzy's boyfriend found that he had a fantastic orgasm when she snorkelled him.
by Suzydafluzy August 30, 2006
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snorkel porking

When an individual dawns a two piece wetsuit, flippers, a sheathed broken piece of glass and a snorkel mask enters a body of salt water with moderate to large pig in arms, the individual proceeds to sodomize said pig while venting its innards into the saltwater with the glass shard, causing pig to lose buoyancy pulling the sodomite and bleeding pig under the surface of the water until climax.

Noun, Verb, Adj.
Noun: "I'd rather be snorkel porking."

Verb: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING BILL!?" "I am snokel porking."

Adjective: "Man thats a snokelporking ride you got there."
by snorkpork November 28, 2010
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Arabian Snorkel

When you perform Arabian Goggles and put your penis in the girl's mouth at the same time.
I was giving that nasty ho the Arabian Goggles but then she surprised me by turning it into an Arabian Snorkel.
by JT Money33 September 26, 2007
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snorkle piece

a persons nose would be his or her snorkle piece
by Shanus October 16, 2005
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pumpkin snorkel

When a woman has a man's testicles in her mouth with his erect penis pointing up. Closly resembling a pumpkin with a snorkel attached to it.
You should of seen the look on mom's face when she saw me giving Sandy the old pumpkin snorkel.
by James t Smith May 27, 2008
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polynesian snorkle

A sexual act involving a standard snorkle that is perpetrated as follows, the perpetrator male, as is required, inserts penis into a female (or male) if thou is a homosexual, and then proceeds to be oral stimulated to point of combustication. After combustication is achieved the recipient of the "load" is then to insert the snorkle and blow until the "load" is ejaculated out of said snorkle and caught by the perpetrators' mouth.
Lokky: Did you hear about that dude Brendan? He did the polynesian snorkle!
Yukas: Wow dude that's fucked up. It's impossible.

Once thou hath dove the depths of Polynesia with snorkle equpped thou art human no longer.
by PwentUrsin July 9, 2011
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snorkel bender

Noun. A homosexual. One who enjoys the thrill of firmly grasping another mans snorkel.

Check out Casey, he's been bending snorkels all night!

Did you see what Christin did to that guys snorkel? Talk about bent.
Where the hell is Casey? Is he bending snorkels again?

Bro, I was at the minginest party last night. Half of the dudes where snorkel benders and the other half got bent!

Dude, what have you been doing? Your hands smell of snorkel.
by Jay-rizzy December 23, 2014
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