Schmitz

One who will break your shins with a single glance.

One who falls asleep almost instantaneously.

Oh Shit! That Schmitz just gave me the look! My shins are doomed.

MC Fatigue of the WTF Collective is also known as a Schmitz.

by BAKAAAAARARRARARAR December 19, 2010

Schmitt's Beer Gesture

The act of performing a waving hand that rises from hip to head level after something awesome happens or is mentioned. It may also be spurned by the airing of "Beautiful Girls" by Van Halen. The Gesture may also be accompanied by a verbal "OOOoooh!" The aforementioned Gesture is originally seen being used in the Schmitt's Gay Beer commercial on Saturday Night Live by Adam Sander and Chris Farley.

1) Overheard: "Van Halen, Poison, Def Leppard, and Journey are coming to town this year" Instantly followed by one or more Schmitt's Beer Gestures.
2) "Beautiful Girls" by Van Halen comes on the radio. Immediately followed by "OOOoooh!" and the trademark Gesture.

by Brian@UD March 31, 2008

schmitties

another word for titties, but it’s just more fun to say🤷 ♀️

“My schmitties are abouta spill out of this B cup. I think they’re getting bigger!”

by livvinlife February 7, 2019

Schmidhubris

A level of academic arrogance approaching that of the esteemed Jürgen Schmidhuber.

"No, don't cite Schmidhuber! His prior work is only tangentially related. You'll only feed his Schmidhubris! He'll then claim that it is actually Schmidhuber who invented your work..."

by funnyDefMan January 23, 2021

schmid

to vomit and shit simultaneously after the consumption of too much shitty vodka. commonly one will experience the feeling of impending death and after they have expelled everything in they're body will black out for endless hours, and may actually be dead.

"I just schmided away summer 09, fml."

by shawtybitch September 1, 2009

schmidy

A mid-to-late teen kid who can be found hanging around a pseudo-gang, acting tough, all while living within a wealthy/rich community. Other defining characteristics include:

1. The use/misuse of vulgar language in ridiculous/unnecessary situations.

2. The wearing/owning of a tight leather jacket.

3. The constant reminding others of his/her bad or tough acts.

4. The living in obscenely large, even humongous house.

Rick: Dude, check out that schmidy across the street!
Higgins: Woah, he's acting so tough, too bad he lives in beverly hills!

by Tony Scroggins 107 September 13, 2008

Schmitty

Schmitty is always there for us. He is careful and cares about our feelings. Schmitty always makes us compete for him and has us rubbed around his pipi.

Schmitty makes us feel important and warm, like a bagel in the oven. His voice is soothing and masculine. We really love Schmitty :)

Let's play Jackbox, Schmitty

by sovietgoblin November 3, 2020