Everyone: Chilling
Retro monkey: kills everyone then says easy.
Everyone: what a retro classic, put him in the monkey cage
Retro monkey: kills everyone then says easy.
Everyone: what a retro classic, put him in the monkey cage
by WhiteCop January 16, 2021
Get the Retro classicmug. Retrocatfish(ing) is an act in which a person you have met online uses/sends old photos or photos before they went through a noticeable physical change.
This commonly happens on dating websites where people post pictures that are a couple of years old. Maybe a person got a new tattoo a few months ago, but did not update their photos. The most extreme version of this is when someone saves older pictures of themselves to specifically send to people in the present day to make one interested in them; with deceitful intent.
This commonly happens on dating websites where people post pictures that are a couple of years old. Maybe a person got a new tattoo a few months ago, but did not update their photos. The most extreme version of this is when someone saves older pictures of themselves to specifically send to people in the present day to make one interested in them; with deceitful intent.
Common example: I was so excited to meet Humberto and touch his curls. It turns out he retro-catfished me and had cut them off a year ago!
Extreme example: I can't believe Justin would send me a daily retro-catfish snapchat from 4 years ago. He did not look the same at all!
Extreme example: I can't believe Justin would send me a daily retro-catfish snapchat from 4 years ago. He did not look the same at all!
by Avocado-Maniac May 27, 2020
Get the Retro-catfishmug. by PhattiG November 7, 2015
Get the Retro-Dorksmug. He probably has on those bell-bottoms you didn't know still existed with some leather trousers, italian cook pants or flare slacks but don't let his gucci loafers distract you from that beautiful lacoste cardigan, varsity jacket, western shirt or pleated dress shirt and you already know his hair looks like he curled it with your girlfriend's curling iron. he got on those glasses with that vintage cap. you pushin p, he pushin that 'cash out' button on Harley Davidson's website.
lol look at Harley Davidson denim jacket Joseph's wearing, this isn't that 70's show"
"that's one retro boy, dude"
"that's one retro boy, dude"
by OK HOW ABOUT NO February 5, 2022
Get the retro boymug. 
Get the Retromug. an amazing beautiful person, the most important member of the depressed virgins, and very cool and awesome
by keyboardsmasherjames May 23, 2021
Get the retromug. I hereby declare that the cutoff for a game to be considered "retro" is 20 years. This will end all debate as to when "retro" truly begins.
It's 2022 now, and both Halo: Combat Evolved and Grand Theft Auto III came out in 2001, so... that means they qualify as "retro games"!
by CptStupendous December 19, 2022
Get the Retro Gamesmug.