Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by way of masturbating.

I was going to finish my laundry but I kept procrasturbating over and over again.

by Dratsab007 November 18, 2019

procrasturbating

to masturbate instead of doing your work

Stop procrasturbating and do your history homework!

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom December 28, 2018

Procrasturbation

1. The act of procrastinating through means of masturbation (use masturbation as a procrastinatory tactic).
2. The act of putting off masturbation that buildup has made necessary.
3. Metaphoric: the act of fucking yourself over by procrastinating.

1. The author spent her night procrasturbating when she should have been finishing her novel.
2. The young man knew his procrasturbation had gotten out of control, because the buildup had gotten so bad his erection wouldn't go away.
3. The student procrasturbated by writing this definition when he should have been studying for his midterm.

by I'm procrasturbating November 18, 2011

Procrasturbate

To put off doing something important by doing something pleasant

I really need to study for finals, but I think I'll procrasturbate with some Call of Duty first.

by BoardGameGuy August 7, 2023

Procrasturbating

The act of interfering with oneself to avoid doing more important things.

I really should have caught up on my backlog of work emails but spent too much of the day procrasturbating.

by deputydazza May 28, 2020

Procrasturbate

Comes from the words "procrastinate" and "masturbate". The act of masturbation as a form of procrastination.

Professor I know I was supposed to write you a reasearch paper last night, but all I could do was procrasturbate!

by Fameless April 24, 2017

Procrasturbating

Taking procrastination to the next level and avoiding a specific task or situation by masturbating instead.

Instead of completing her essay, Lauren spent the afternoon procrasturbating.

by Quadzilla333 January 5, 2022