5 definitions by Flapulicious
Sharon: “wtf is that evil fragrance? It’s melted the glue on my eyelashes”
Craig: “calm your farm Sharon. That’s just a Sheridan. You’re lucky that you weren’t here an hour ago when mum snapped a grogan.
Craig: “calm your farm Sharon. That’s just a Sheridan. You’re lucky that you weren’t here an hour ago when mum snapped a grogan.
by Flapulicious September 1, 2021
Sharon: “Are you ever gonna get around to actually bathing, you rancid soap dodger?”
Craig: “will you please stop clattering on Sharon? I’m busy doing procrasturbation, and you’re kinda killing the mood”
Craig: “will you please stop clattering on Sharon? I’m busy doing procrasturbation, and you’re kinda killing the mood”
by Flapulicious September 1, 2021
Sharon soon realised that her decision to wear her white flapulicious trousers was a mistake. She was so nervocited about meeting Craig’s parents that she leaked gravy from her whispering eye
by Flapulicious September 11, 2021
Dad: Sharon, those trousers make your crotch look like a mattress that has been folded in half.
Sharon: I know, right? They are absolutely flapulicious, huh?
Dad: when you have worn them for a week, can I boil them to make soup?
Sharon: I know, right? They are absolutely flapulicious, huh?
Dad: when you have worn them for a week, can I boil them to make soup?
by Flapulicious September 4, 2021
Hey Sharon, what’s with all the fuckaboutery?
Sharon : “idk. It’s there every day when I wake up, and I don’t think I can live without it. Your glass needs a doily btw, and we are going to Bunnings soon to choose paint to update the letterbox?”
Sharon : “idk. It’s there every day when I wake up, and I don’t think I can live without it. Your glass needs a doily btw, and we are going to Bunnings soon to choose paint to update the letterbox?”
by Flapulicious August 25, 2021