Procrasturbating

Taking procrastination to the next level and avoiding a specific task or situation by masturbating instead.

Instead of completing her essay, Lauren spent the afternoon procrasturbating.

by Quadzilla333 January 06, 2022

Flappulence

The uncontrollable escape of air through your vagina flaps, often accompanied by a fart-like noise.

After doing it doggy-style, Sophie experienced a severe case of flappulence.

by Quadzilla333 January 06, 2022