2 definitions by Quadzilla333

Flappulence

The uncontrollable escape of air through your vagina flaps, often accompanied by a fart-like noise.

After doing it doggy-style, Sophie experienced a severe case of flappulence.

by Quadzilla333 January 6, 2022

Procrasturbating

Taking procrastination to the next level and avoiding a specific task or situation by masturbating instead.

Instead of completing her essay, Lauren spent the afternoon procrasturbating.

by Quadzilla333 January 6, 2022