Definitions by Quadzilla333

Procrasturbating 

Taking procrastination to the next level and avoiding a specific task or situation by masturbating instead.

Instead of completing her essay, Lauren spent the afternoon procrasturbating.

Procrasturbating by Quadzilla333 January 5, 2022

Flappulence 

The uncontrollable escape of air through your vagina flaps, often accompanied by a fart-like noise.

After doing it doggy-style, Sophie experienced a severe case of flappulence.

Flappulence by Quadzilla333 January 5, 2022