nursey

nurse-like or things characteristic of nurses

Talking about open wounds and call lights during lunch is rather nursey.

by sweetyellowcorn March 5, 2005

norsexual

Someone who is neither heterosexual nor homosexual. Someone who is nothing.

Yo Rahul, Ben's a norsexual. He doesn't dig the chicks but he's not gay either.

by Dizzy Dub June 13, 2007

Nurse Jackie

A terrible new show being promoted by YouTube, and apparently by Urban Dictionary. Even though it isn't out yet, you can already tell it will be terrible seeing as it is airing on Showtime and is about a female nurse. The female nurse also seems to have a sassy attitude.

So it's a show about a nurse with a sassy attitude. Like a spin-off of Scrubs starring Carla, but prob. less funny and more srs bsnzz.

"Life is full of it's little pricks." - Nurse Jackies Tagline. Life is also full of horrible television programs.

by Ghangis24 June 1, 2009

nurse

The act of violating the user Spartacus on nexopia, either through undressing her with your eyes, or physically running your hands up and down her thighs.

"I nursed her so long, that she actually orgasmed"

by vv0mp December 28, 2005

Nurse Maurer

The term said when extremely intoxicated, distressed, and on occasion, happy.

I need Nurse Maurer!

by Dylan Wilson and Deidra Banks December 9, 2008

Nurse!

A vocal cry of of exclamation feigning the need for medical assistance from a nurse following particuarly loud or loud and wet flatulance.

Nurse, Nurse! cried Fred as his friends held their noses following his loud fart!

by Caiptean August 29, 2009

nursehole

Another word for vagina, commonly used in fanfiction.

Akane put her chickenfinger in her nursehole.

by Bick Wellengton January 19, 2014