montecillo

1) n. - Commonly mistaken for "Monticello" the sir name of people with a noble Spanish ancestry: often translated as "hill" or "small mountain"2) n./adj. - a discrete aroma or flavor that is proven to increase intelligence, happiness, and overall likeablity;only found at the tip of a Filipino penis.

1) "Hello, Mr. Montecillo!"2) "You notice that Karen's boyfriend isn't acting like a fucking douche anymore?""It's 'cause everytime they kiss good-bye, he tastes a little montecillo."

by FancyThatManBag November 11, 2009

Clark Montessori

A joke of a school in every way possible. Every student that attends hates the school and shits on it daily. There are way too many rules and the teachers are ass. It's dead.

"I wish I would have never gone to Clark Montessori"

by Elddir April 11, 2017

Montezuma's roulette

An occurrence during an episode of Montezuma's revenge where one needs to relieve a build-up of gas, but in doing so might run the risk of a shart attack.

Man, I gotta go change. I just lost at Montezuma's roulette.

by brownmenace December 18, 2011

Montea

If you ever find a Montea try to keep her forever. Montea’s are very kind and bubbly people that are one of the most beautiful people you will ever see. She will be your best friend forever and will make you smile in the darkest days. She’s most likely a cheerleader because of how sweet she is. She is very close to prefection. -Lexi

“Montea is my best friend. She’s so beautiful and kind.” -Lexi

by CheerLexi January 6, 2019

Monterey Jack Minaj

A Wisconsin style threesome involving two women and one male who engage in the act of sexual intercourse involving Kwik-Trip or equivalent type cheese.

Did you hear about Juan Hollywood yesterday? He was arrested for seducing two female police officers out of a traffic violation in a Kwik-Trip parking lot! He fashioned a pair of Monterey-Jack handcuffs and sharp cheddar anal beads, and told the arresting officers it was just your typical "Monterey Jack Minaj." What a boss!

by Herbie Jones March 31, 2021

El Monterrey Slider

When a girl rides you regular style (not reverse cowgirl) facing you and sticks her finger up your asshole. Usually pronounced with an accent (think Spanish) so slider sounds like "Sly-ther"

When was the last time you had El Monterrey Slider?; well that's not long enough my friend
Man Homes I just had an El Monterrey Slider and Chit does her finger stink!

by Irishguy1 December 2, 2010

mantenance

A portmanteu of man and maintenance. Usually refers to the unspoken maintenance tasks some men perform or actions taken by a woman to keep her boyfriend.

Man I feel great after some mantenance today, shaved some body hair.

She has totally been slacking on her mantenance sex I am so gonna break up with her.

by zerokos December 15, 2009