Barrel of monkeys

To have a lot of fun.
To enjoy oneself, in a crowd or alone.

"Dude, that sounds like a barrel of monkeys!"
"I'm havin' a barrel of monkeys!"

by Bobobo May 22, 2005

flying monkeys

A frightening race of creature derived from the sick mind of the writer of Wizard of Oz, who clearly ran out of ideas at the end of the book/play/movie. Crack/Weed/Mushrooms (circle one) had to have been smoked during the brainstorm of these forsaken creatures. One of the scariest things ever, right up there with Umpa-Lumpas. The source of nightmares.

I hate the Wizard of Oz for many reasons. The Flying Monkeys is at the top of the list.

by gammadelta1 October 16, 2007

Mall Monkeys

people who spend excessive amounts of time in the mall, often not buying anything, but making general nuisances of themselves.

Like, that guy over there is SUCH a mall monkey!

by Binky October 9, 2003

Monkers

A man who resembles a monkey

that guy looks a bit like a monkers

by dude who knows words July 10, 2011

fudge monkeys

word used instead of fuck or shit

Jim stubs his toe.

Jim:oh fudge monkeys

by gman710 April 27, 2010

Monkeys in the Abbey Gardens

An untruth, or complete bollocks.

My cat can speak French. "That is monkeys in the abbey gardens"

by Zoe vanZero June 29, 2011

monkeys trying to fuck a football

When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task

Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.

Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.

Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.

Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football

by wamboozled October 10, 2014