lytle

To make a bet, either due to alcohol-driven bravado or a mistaken estimation of ability, so ridiculous that you finally capitulate and pay up without even undertaking the activity that is the subject of the bet.

UAW Member #1: "Why are wearing Daisy Dukes and a half-cut T-shirt into our bar? You sweet or somethin'?"

UAW Member #2: "Turn around, boy, so I can see the back of your shirt."

Thin Guy: "Dudes, seriously. He lytled a bet. Please let him live. I need that shirt for the wall in my office."

by Cowtownproxy March 12, 2011

laslechtomize

v.t. to break oneself off from an ill-advised affair

Discovering Jessica to be a total head case, Nick made to laslechtomize himself as quickly as possible.

by Tobit September 3, 2012

laslechtomy

n. a hasty divorce, separation

(see laslechtomize)

Stu woke up in Vegas with a splitting headache and in serious need of a laslechtomy.

by Tobit September 5, 2012

Lyle Barker

Undefinable Ginger Man that chews taco bell and inhales tabacco out of cigarette butts.

"it was a rough day at the office, please excuse me while I Lyle Barker for some stress relief"

"I avoid conflict by following up like Lyle Barker"

by GASman16450 October 11, 2012

Leslee

Leslee is a girl you don't mess with very attractive nice kind don't get on her nerve

#pretty #kind

Omg is that Leslee she so pretty

I wish I can be like her pretty god bless her

by Njsjddjdj March 24, 2017

lisle leadership

when leadership is trash, shady, terrible, fake and or worthless

Lisle: can i take the weekend off to get married?

Leadership: no we cant afford you not being here, we need you to do our work for us
Lisle: i fucking hate this lisle leadership

by username2017 May 22, 2017

lesley lafuze

The most amazing green eyed beauty that ever lived. So awesome that you'll literally fall down upon being in her very presence.

I fell down today after spotting a Lesley LaFuze

by Lesleyloowho June 1, 2017