Self-launching

The act of fooling oneself,playing yourself or setting yourself up for failure.

My friend is studying for a test that he’s writing the following day but he is busy catching up on social media therefore he is self-launching.setting himself up for failure

by Yogie_1108 August 21, 2018

Dorito launcher

When you insert a dorito into a girls pussy and then have her fart out of her pussy to launch a dorito into your mouth

Bro last night I made my girl become a dorito launcher it was bussin

by Spaceboy31208 May 9, 2021

Minecraft Launcher

The launcher you download when you buy minecraft

Jack: I'm gonna buy minecraft

Liam: Okay! lets play together

Jack: Let me launch the game with the Minecraft Launcher

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Dildo launcher

Rocket launcher on fortnite

Don’t hit me with that dildo launcher man!

by anonymous November 26, 2022

Aborted the launch

When you try to force out a fart, but don't because you might shart yourself if you fart.

Frank aborted the launch to avoid sharting.

by bilcifer September 22, 2009

chinese space launch

When you blow finely powdered opium into someone's asshole and they fart it out, resulting in an historically offensive cloud resembling the result of many (i.e. failed) Chinese spacecraft launches.

Your sister and I arranged a Chinese space launch for 08:00.

by djf December 13, 2014

manual rocket launcher

when you nut in a girls mouth and clothesline her causing the jizz to shoot across the room and splat on the wall.

tom:hey bill did you bone last night?
bill:yeah man i made her do the manual rocket launcher
tom:hell yeah! did you hit the window and make it look like a bird shitted on the window?

by beansoup23 June 5, 2018