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Jintybum

A condition where an in-growing hair or in the vast majority of cases a pour blocked with dirt due to very poor personal hygiene conditions forms in to an abscess on the posterior.

Left unattended this can grow to such a size that the patient will require surgery and follow up medical care to remove the abscess and plug the resultant hole in the posterior.
Most patients find it hard to accept that they are having a hole in their butt plugged.

One recent example of Jintybum resulted in an afflicted patient waiting many days after the first signs of the affliction appearing before seeking medical help. In this time the patient went from mild discomfort to being unable to sit to barely being able to walk as the abscess grew from the size of a pea to that of a small to medium sized water melon on their butt.

Most occurrences have been noted in males who spend a lot of their time, i.e. 96% of their free time sitting down either playing video games or posting on online forums. These people tend not to have much of a social life without their almost constant connection to the interwebz and only socialise with other "gamers" and "forumers" but will still regularly connect to the interwebz via e.g. iphone to make sure they are not missing anything whilst away from the interwebz whilst away from their computer or gaming machine.
abscess surgery butplug butt interwebz Jintybum
by the lord of Southfields February 2, 2010
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up in this joint

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bad joint

A female who is highly attractive; using the word bad as slang for sexy and/or hot and joint as in a female who you would preferably have sex with.

Any female who can be characterized as attractive
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3. Kelly Rowland (pure brown skin BAD JOINT)
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Cop My Joint

"Cop my Joint" is an abrupt term meaning "Suck my Cock". This saying is to be used as an abrupt come back to some moron who is trying to slag you in front of your friends. This saying is best used in large crowds and your opponent is surrounded by his own friends. This will ensure maximum embarrasment to him or her.
Oh yea, you can "Cop my Joint" Mutherfucker!!!!!
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dutch joint

a marijuana joint smoked mostly by europeans that uses two rolling papers and the tobacco from a cigarette. the tobacco allows it to burn for longer and, if you don't normally smoke cigarettes, it gives you an extra good buzz.
"that dutch joint burned forever"
by rachel April 12, 2004
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a joint

Man I like when guy finds a a joint in diners drive-ins and dives.
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Juice Joint

Terrick: Hey Marcos .. do u want to hit this shit or not?!

Marcos: Nah man. I never fuck with Juice Joints.
by MoonCricket August 23, 2005
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