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Jersey Jiggler

When your male friend is having sex in another room and you sneak in and quietly jiggle his balls from behind.
"I was in the other room plowing Cindy and Ted from accounting snuck in and gave me the Jersey Jiggler"
by Chip McTooth May 31, 2015
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Jersiyah

A smart bitch that don’t play with niggas and don’t give a fuck

Get straight

A’s b’s so start bitches
Jersiyah don’t play with hoes
by Dont play November 28, 2018
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jersey cape

Slang for A unseaworthy piece of junk boat that can be found tied up to bulkheads in garbage ridden estuaries .
Look at those poor bastards whitefishing off that jersey cape, their crazy I wouldn’t leave the dock in that piece of junk.
by Dookie kookie September 26, 2019
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Jersey Shuffle

When a customer at a restaurant pays the bill partially in cash, the rest on the card. Then only tips for the amount charged to the card.
After enjoying an incredible first date, Jake pulls out a wad of cash to impress Laney.
"How about you go freshen up in the bathroom baby while I take care of the bill"
Little did Laney know, Jake only paid half in cash (low numbered bills wrapped in a fifty to make it look like a fat stack) because he planned on doing the Jersey Shuffle before he scrammed.

Some say it's not intentional, maybe he's just an idiot and doesn't understand how tips work. I mean, he's from New Jersey.

Laney went back to his house (his mom's house, but she was out of town) and sucked his dick because she thought he was a big player.
by sir haxalot August 11, 2022
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chocolate jersey chaser

An individual, most likely a girl, who is solely interested in African-American Athletes.
Tina’s dated three guys on the football team, she's a chocolate jersey chaser.
by MaximilianJack May 9, 2019
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new jersey air balloon

When a gay man farts inside another gay mans penis, forcing air down his shaft and pumping up his prostate like a hot air balloon.
That was the best new jersey air balloon I've ever had.
by sheriffffirehs September 8, 2019
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fredon new jersey

imagine if andover, green, and newton had a threesome and newton got pregnant because she lied and wasnt actually on the pill. thats how fredon came into being.
wanna go hang out in fredon new jersey?
whats good to do there?
umm uhh... a b bagles?

thats in andover
fuck.
by orgasmpete January 9, 2011
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