workout impostor

A person, usually male, with hair-plugs and pectoral implants that places a workout towel on a machine and proceeds to complete one slow, very light set on a different machine with exaggerated form. Then, the same person will walk around the gym for about 15-20 minutes before their next set, hoping to see someone they know that also would rather socialize than workout. They wear very baggy clothing to hide their lack of proportion, especially in the leg area.

There goes the workout impostor, he's only done 2 sets the entire time I've been here, and I'm finished my workout!

That workout impostor would rather socialize and fix his towel than get results.

by dan davidson April 1, 2011

Impossible

"Impossible" originally was defined as something that is completely not possible to be done or completed. Modernly, it is a slang word, that is an adjetive. It is used for tasks that are of extreme difficulty, that one may have not completed. This one must have been the one to call it impossible, though in doubt, of his inability to do it, he knew it was not really impossible; just using it as an adjetive. Things that have not been completed by you, may be considerably impossible, due to your inability of the completion of what you are doing(trying).

Man 1: I'm going to run 5 miles in just 20 minutes.
20 minutes and 1 nanosecond later...
Man 1: I'm back- Oh, damn! Just 1 nanosecond off... this task is impossible!!!
Man 2: No, 'tis not impossible.
Man 2 runs 4.999999999 miles in just 19.99999999 minutes.
Man 1: You ran approximately 5 miles in approximately 20 seconds, see? ...it is impossible!!!!!

by ALEXtheEMO November 20, 2009

impose

Levy, require, demand

by Larstait November 6, 2003

Impossible

When a definition created on urbandictionary.com receives all thumbs-up and no thumbs-down.

qmomo, entry #1. It's impossible.

by TommyPicklesWithAGun April 20, 2009

when the imposter is sus

*jerma smiling*
*loud music*
*lol*

''when the imposter is sus 😳''

by Gorilla_Boi_9194 March 8, 2021

Impostor

What red always seems to be in every game of "among us".

Green: I saw red vent, he's the impostor!

by Thepanzerofthelake September 22, 2020

Imposter syndrome

When you feel like you don’t belong. For example, someone with imposter syndrome may think that everyone in their class is smarter than them. if your class is learning about this be prepared for a kid to make an among us joke EVERY FUCKING SECOND

Teacher: ok class, does anyone know what imposter syndrome is?

Timothy: DID SOMEBODY SAY IMPOSTER?!?!?!! THATS KINDA SUS NGL

by Bick Cox January 17, 2022