1.Getting ass on a weekly basis and pretending like your weekly meetings have anything to do with math.
2. The opposite of what Jesus would do.
2. The opposite of what Jesus would do.
Girl who is looking for ass: OH my. i could really use some "math help". *WINK
Guy who gets a lot of ass: i could totally help you out.
Girl who is still looking for ass: that would be great. come to my house at exactly eight o clock.
Guy who gets a lot of ass: i could totally help you out.
Girl who is still looking for ass: that would be great. come to my house at exactly eight o clock.
by friggin kyle August 28, 2010
Get the math helpmug. This phrase, originally used only in the context of telephone customer service, has now gained popularity in any situation that calls for competence beyond what is being offered, or simply used as an obnoxious distraction.
" Jimbo had a limp pecker AGAIN so I asked for a little on shore help."
Police person: "Can I see your license and registration, please?"
LaRon "Only if I can get some onshore help."
Judge: "Please remand the accused to custody."
Jumbo (Jimbo's brother) "Can't a brother get some on shore help here or what?"
Police person: "Can I see your license and registration, please?"
LaRon "Only if I can get some onshore help."
Judge: "Please remand the accused to custody."
Jumbo (Jimbo's brother) "Can't a brother get some on shore help here or what?"
by 209 fo' evah August 16, 2010
Get the On Shore Helpmug. OH SHIT SOMEBODY HELP MEE!!!! IM ACTUALLY BEEING EATEN BY BEARS RIGHT NOW!!! CALL DA POLICEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Exhibit A: I have reason to believe that I am being eaten alive by a bear.
Exhibit B: That seem to be the case, Sir. Fancypants.
Exhibit A: Would you care to help a fellow camrade out?
Exhibit B: Sure thing, fam. *walks away*
Exhibit A: WTF R U DOING DUDE??? HELP ME!!!
Exhibit B: I have actually never really liked you, Sir. Fancypants. And to help you out were be to betray everything I stand for and believe in.
Exhibit A: what
Exhibit B: what
Exhibit B: That seem to be the case, Sir. Fancypants.
Exhibit A: Would you care to help a fellow camrade out?
Exhibit B: Sure thing, fam. *walks away*
Exhibit A: WTF R U DOING DUDE??? HELP ME!!!
Exhibit B: I have actually never really liked you, Sir. Fancypants. And to help you out were be to betray everything I stand for and believe in.
Exhibit A: what
Exhibit B: what
by ggggschizophrenicschizophrenic May 15, 2018
Get the HELP ME!!!mug. If one says that another is coming over to “Help with Homework”,
It is slang that you will most likely working something else.
It is slang that you will most likely working something else.
Brother: Why is your Boyfriend here?
Sister: So he can Help with homework
Brother, all knowing: *laughs*
Sister: So he can Help with homework
Brother, all knowing: *laughs*
by AtHomeTutor May 20, 2020
Get the Help with homeworkmug. 1: You are stalking my definitions page
2: hello, i am an adult, i am stuck under the water, pls help me
3: urban dictionary editors kidnapped me but i used epic uno reverse card on them so uh yeah.
2: hello, i am an adult, i am stuck under the water, pls help me
3: urban dictionary editors kidnapped me but i used epic uno reverse card on them so uh yeah.
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 4, 2022
Get the HELP MEmug. A signal for help usually put in by insane people or your on a school chromebook and screaming for help, but instead searching it than calling a therapist. When you find this is a definition you will read this entire page helplessly, and doing anything but focus in class.
by Letyoudown March 11, 2022
Get the help memug. verb
: Providing repetitive help to a struggling person or group of people with something for which they should be able to help themselves
derivation: in reference to the incessant and annoying requests for help defending weak settlements made by Preston Garvey in the video game Fallout 4
: Providing repetitive help to a struggling person or group of people with something for which they should be able to help themselves
derivation: in reference to the incessant and annoying requests for help defending weak settlements made by Preston Garvey in the video game Fallout 4
I gotta go, another settlement in HR needs my help resetting their password. I guess “8 characters, including at least one number” is pretty hard to decipher. You know, I work in IT, so helping a settlement is what I live for.
by WurdFerguson November 16, 2018
Get the Helping a Settlementmug.