grumphole

A grumpy asshole. One who displays grumpy, prickish behaviour.

You're really acting like a grumphole.

I've been in such a bad mood lately. I feel like a total grumphole.

by nacholovessun June 5, 2011

Grumpy Burt

A form of being Hangry, a complete disdain for food that doesn't turn up on time.

"I know your breakfast was late, but don't be a Grumpy Burt"

by Calculon-Prime November 8, 2020

Grumpy Plunge

Unclogging the toilet with your grandma's dildo.

Grandma! The toilet is clogged again and I can't seem to find the dildo. I wish you'd buy a normal plunger because I'm sick of "grumpy plunge".

by fred durst 2 February 20, 2023

Niagara Grumper

An explosive shit. Comes pouring out of your ass with seemingly no end to the flow. Like a hot waterfall of shit.

I ate some bad oysters last night and today I experienced the worst Niagara Grumper. I couldn’t get off the shitter.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

gromper

A gromper is a unseen creature that lives in holes or caves known as "gromper holes." They are typically active at night and low light hours especially in sparcley populated areas. Their activities range from mischievous trickery to the occasional kidnaping and eating of lost travelers.

"Stay away from there, that's a gromper hole if I've ever seen one."

"Don't go outside or a gromper might get you"

by My'vatn May 14, 2017

Glumpter

Anything your heart desires

Can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, preposition, conjunction, interjection, or numeral.

Ex.

“Woah! Sandy just gave him that glumpter grip!”
“Last night David made a glumpter shot in pool!”
“You should’ve seen it! There was about glumpter deer in front of my car!”

by Tshchlerky January 8, 2023

crunch a grumpy

1. to deficate with great intensity

"John won the bet by eating 5 lbs of cheese, but he spend 3 sweaty hours crunching a grumpy."

by thetrots December 12, 2003