Going to bed

What someone says they will do when they are about to jerkofff. They probably don't sleep for another hour

I'm going to bed. Let's see how far I can shoot my cum

by Teenager16 April 12, 2021

going to meet the mule

getting ready for/leaving to go to work; bitching about having to go to your job

I'm going to meet the mule. Gonna follow that mule all day long, staring at its butt

by gravyloaf October 23, 2007

Going to Argentina

To go get laid. Made popular by Governer Sanford of South Carolina. It can also be used to describe going to a disclosed location (such as a party) for the sole purpose to fornicate.

Dude: hey man where are you going?

Gov. Sanford: Im going to Argentina, wink.

Dude: Oh! You dog! Just tell the misses your going to hike or something.

by Iznasty June 27, 2009

Going 3D

When you fart and accidentally shit a little in your pants.

..."fart"...

Son of a bitch! That fart sounded wet...Are you sure you aren't going 3D in your pants right now?

by Fleetham & Hoffmolester February 21, 2011

going parabolic

To party like the world is going to end tomorrow. Taking the craziness to the next level and even beyond that.

Jackie's coming to Austin this weekend to party. We're going parabolic!

by jdub71 May 5, 2013

Going Jones

When a two people are engaged in a text message conversation and one of them suddenly ceases all further communication or response. This usually leaves the other person awaiting an answer that will never be sent, resulting in a one way conversation.

*in a text*
Person 1: Hey what's up?
Person 2: Not much man
Person 1: We were supposed to hang last night, what happened to you?
Person 1: Hey you there?
Person 1: Are you Going Jones on me?

by Owlhero April 26, 2014

Going Strawberries

Expression used by Christopher when his wonderful girlfriend Ella starts to blush.

Haha, so telling you "you're amazing" has you going strawberries huh?

by Username_Nobody_1 May 1, 2019