tanny glover

when a guy walks into a tanning salon and wants a tan with a happy ending from an African American woman.

John wanted a delux tan, so he asked for a tanny glover.

by Mike Blizz December 24, 2011

vampire glove

A "toy" used by some couples during BDSM play for spanking. It is generally a black leather glove with protruding spikes that break the skin and cause bleeding during play. It is generally used by doms in BDSM relationships.

Joe: Why is your girl's ass black and blue?
Jim: I used the vampire glove on her last night

by sps_strawberry March 28, 2015

danny glover

Danny Glover- n.
To give a 'Danny Glover' is when you shove your hand up a female partners ass, thus creating a fecal 'glove'. Then you proceed to slap her in the face multiple times, giving her a brown face to the effect of the black actor. Usually done post-coitus.

-Fredrick was impressed with the gracefullnes of Jonhnston's 'Danny Glover' as performed on Martha.

-"To err is human, to give a 'Danny Glover' is divine".

by Brocktoon May 18, 2006

Glover

noun - shitting oneself, to shart, particularly during an endurance sport, such as an Ironman triathlon.

as in "to do a Glover" e.g "look at the state of his shorts, he's only gone and done a Glover"

by the humbleironman November 21, 2014

globes

a woman's breasts (see also boobs,tits, hooters)

Her globes were one of the reasons he liked her(though not the only reason).

by Light Joker July 9, 2005

Batting Glove

A condom that is worn by a male while masturbating solely for the purpose of avoiding the making of a sticky, jizzy mess.

Terrance is such a chronic masturbator that he started using a Batting Glove to beat is meat. Now his carpet is not all matted and he doesn't have to keep a gak towel around all the time.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

glove slap

Challenging people to duels knowing they won't accept, all just to get your way

Glove slap, I don't take crap

by pseudio October 27, 2010