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A girl who always tries to avoid having sex by making up silly excuses Or a girl who won't let you go past 2nd or 3rd base...
"So how did it go with Stacey dude?"
"Couldn't get past third, she said she had to go somewhere"
"Dude! She's a straight up dick dodger!"
"Couldn't get past third, she said she had to go somewhere"
"Dude! She's a straight up dick dodger!"
by JumatiK August 19, 2011
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"Hey boss, I'm pissing razorblades, gotta pop by the dick doc to see what's up. I'll be in after lunch"
"Sir, this is a pediatric office. The dick doc is three doors down to the right."
"She's the top dick doc in the whole damn country! I'd trust her with any of my genitals! If anyone can fix your broken unit, it's her!"
"Sir, this is a pediatric office. The dick doc is three doors down to the right."
"She's the top dick doc in the whole damn country! I'd trust her with any of my genitals! If anyone can fix your broken unit, it's her!"
by Arbag April 16, 2017
Get the dick doc mug.A Dick Downer is the male version of a Debbie Downer. He constantly brings up negative shit, killing the mood and good energy. Also, one might say he is such downer he causes dicks to go soft.
Dude 1: Dude, look at how hot that chick is! I'd like to hit that.
Dude 2; Naw, she's got rampant genital herpes.
Dude 1: Damnit man, stop being a Dick Downer.
Dude 2; Naw, she's got rampant genital herpes.
Dude 1: Damnit man, stop being a Dick Downer.
by kstein November 6, 2013
Get the Dick Downer mug.The only excuse males have when giving in to the primal urge to have sex no matter the negative consequence.
No matter what outcome they may be faced with it becomes irreverent because "dick don't care" as long as the sexual urge is satisfied.
No matter what outcome they may be faced with it becomes irreverent because "dick don't care" as long as the sexual urge is satisfied.
Friend 1: Anon is dtf but I dont have a condom with me!
Friend 2: dick don't care, raw dog it and pull out.
Friend 1: Felicia from HR gave me her number and said we should hook up after work some time.
Friend 2: Dude she's crazy. The last guy she dated had to file a restraining order. You don't stick your dick in crazy.
Friend 1: dick don't care if she's crazy. Plus the crazy ones are usually better in bed.
Friend 2: dick don't care, raw dog it and pull out.
Friend 1: Felicia from HR gave me her number and said we should hook up after work some time.
Friend 2: Dude she's crazy. The last guy she dated had to file a restraining order. You don't stick your dick in crazy.
Friend 1: dick don't care if she's crazy. Plus the crazy ones are usually better in bed.
by Nec October 14, 2016
Get the dick don't care mug.1. (Noun) A fuck boy who isn’t worthy of their fuck boy title.
2. (A series of action) First, a fuck boy wrongs someone’s best friend. Someone’s best friend, let’s call her Kitty, sees Kitty upset and then gets mad. Kitty gets mad too so both of them, let’s call the someone Bee, get so mad they start scheming. Bee convinces Kitty of this. Revenge is the only way, revenge is justice. So to get justice, one must first get revenge. hence - THE DICK DOG -
Step 1: cut off the person’s penis (dick)
Step 2: cook the dick like a hot dog (dog)
Step 3: put the cooked penis in a hot dog bun
Step 4: feed the dick dog to the man
Step 5: it’s so gross he chokes
Step 6: he chokes on his own dick
This makes those thoughts of “he should choke on his own dick” come to life, thus dissipating all the rage.
2. (A series of action) First, a fuck boy wrongs someone’s best friend. Someone’s best friend, let’s call her Kitty, sees Kitty upset and then gets mad. Kitty gets mad too so both of them, let’s call the someone Bee, get so mad they start scheming. Bee convinces Kitty of this. Revenge is the only way, revenge is justice. So to get justice, one must first get revenge. hence - THE DICK DOG -
Step 1: cut off the person’s penis (dick)
Step 2: cook the dick like a hot dog (dog)
Step 3: put the cooked penis in a hot dog bun
Step 4: feed the dick dog to the man
Step 5: it’s so gross he chokes
Step 6: he chokes on his own dick
This makes those thoughts of “he should choke on his own dick” come to life, thus dissipating all the rage.
1. Wow, she didn’t even sleep with Jim Bob, he acts like he has this game when he’s really just a dick dog.
2. Wow Lucille got so mad at Kaden for looking at another girl that she dick dogged him.
2. Wow Lucille got so mad at Kaden for looking at another girl that she dick dogged him.
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