dickalyzer

When your partner comes home after an all nighter and has to breathe into the dicalyzer to gain entry into the home.
Sold along with the muffalyzer and pubic tester kits. All parts sold seperately.

Hey Joe, guess what?
Joe: " Whjat?"
My old lady failed the dickalyzer test this morning.
Joe: "No shit."
Yeah, but the pubic tester came back positive for you, you asshole.

by ex_lax70 March 5, 2023

Dickalitus

Dickalitus: when the dick is abnormally small

bro, you have dickalitus… hope yo girl don’t mind.

by Anonymous_b**** kill_: June 18, 2023

Spineless dickhole

Someone that is unpleasant to be around.

Brad is a Spineless Dickhole.

by AestheticTap October 2, 2022

Pickle Dickelment

when you find yourself in the sourest situationn possible..

she was in a Pickle Dickelment when she ate all her husbands oreos.

by mindylouhoo January 14, 2023

Dickology

the study of forein decade dicks that are usually over sized.

Kory Jeffries

by Andrew F April 23, 2003

dickbloger

a person who writes about there own personal crap and makes up words like this on this site cuz they have nothing else to do. I made this word myself, and I put a 'k' in it cuz i thot it needed one. it derives from the words dictionary and blogger.

Ex: this word is an example of a dickblog a dickbloger would write.

by Andrew Daniel Jenks January 23, 2005

dickhole queefing

An activity that requires a person known to be a dickhead, and also able to take in information and immediately pop it back out in a gaseous, histrionic, fishy-smelling form that will tend to drive away all but those accustomed to sniffing each other's butts.

I can't go home. The house wreaks of dickhole queefing because my parents have been watching the Glenn Beck show again.

by JJBeck February 7, 2010