data miner

A person who hangs out with you because you're "smart," "cracked," or just useful. Basically their personal ChatGPT. Where gold diggers realistically can only dig a few romantic partners at a time, a data miner can get away with mining dozens of people.

Commonly found at UWaterloo.

Kevin: "Emily just texted me for the first time all semester... asking for my notes."
Raj: "Did she even say hi?"
Kevin: "Nope. Straight to business. Classic data miner."

by califctn February 12, 2025

Data Male

An individual who is obbesses with statistics and appearing scientific to the point of being shallow, unethical, elitist or short-sighted.

Person 1: Man I got rejected from college.
Person 2: Well its statistically likely of people of your background to be rejected.
Person 1: Dude you're such a data male.

by Slack Yoth February 17, 2025

DATA SIN

A Swatting group known for swaps in discord.gg/datasin.

data sin swatted over well 90 places in one week.

by .gg/DataSin February 20, 2025

Data and AI Services

Data and AI services

Data and AI services refer to the integration of artificial intelligence (AI) and data analytics to process, analyze, and utilize data

by Cloudastra March 21, 2025

Data Landlord

A platform, company, or AI system that hoards the context, code, or creative output generated by users—effectively charging rent for access to their own digital brain. Commonly found in ecosystems where memory, agent knowledge, and historical workflows are trapped behind a paywall or subscription tier.

I trained that agent for months and now they want $49.99 just to access my prompts? Total data landlord move.

by the_hmm July 18, 2025

Data Centers

Oh is that sponging up all your fucking electricity? Didn't the guy who invented that say "Dedicated power source, nuclear energy (specifically)?" Oh! YES! I did! I remember cus I was there when I did it.

Hym "I mean, I quoted you 15 years and it takes like 5 years to make a nuclear reactor. See, they're- Guys! Do not fucking call me! I have debt collectors and I am not trying to risk having to talk to these motherfuckers right now. Damn I hate phones. The phone is literally the worse part of the phone now. Everything about phones is better than using the phone for it's original intent. But they are not doing that right. I said dedicated power source for the data centers but the 'stealing' was more important than the 'doing it right' part on that one."

by Hym Iam October 16, 2025

Data Junkie

* A person who compulsively doom scrolls with no clear objective.

* To be addicted to the consumption of data.

* A term to describe the phenomena associated with scrolling and meme culture relating to the obsessive seeking for informational and data related stimuli.

Kids these days are all data junkies man, scrolling on the phone is the drug of our time and place.

by Gily October 20, 2025