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Kentucky crocodile

The act of shoving one's hand inside the female orifice and proceeding to roll violently, similar to a crocodile, with the hand still inserted, causing either great pain or great pleasure to the female.
John: Last night I was doing real dirty shit with jenny

Jack: oh yeah? Like what?

John: we tried the alabama hot pocket ,(search alabama hot pocket it will not dissapoint) BDSM, we even tried the kentucky crocodile

Jack: oh shit! I don't have a girl friend I'm gonna go hang my self cause I'm cripplingly depressed

John: ha lol faggot
by Memecatcher January 4, 2017
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Watch a crocodile

You: Bye bye

Troll: Watch a crocodile

You: wtf...

Troll:...
by one two three is peeface March 11, 2011
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Crocodile in the Sky

"Dude, whats up with Mike?" "I don't know, but it looks like he's being attacked by a Crocodile in the Sky."
by mrstrong360 November 23, 2011
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Tick Tock Crocodile

A crocodile that swallowed a clock, and makes a tick-tock sound. Captain Hook is afraid of said crocodile.
(tick tocking noise)

Captain Hook: Shit! It's Tick Tock Crocodile!
Smee: Alright Mr. Crocodile, get out of here. Go on, shoo!!
Crocodile: (Crawls back into the water with a disappointed look on his face and swims away)
by Failurebitch June 23, 2023
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Crocodile magic shit

Weed that is so good it feels like magic.
Stoner #1: Man, this stuff hits.

Stoner #2: I told ya, bro, it's that crocodile magic shit.
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar June 25, 2023
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Crocodile Stomach

A human stomach that can eat alot of foods other people cant.
Her: How can you drink raw eggs?
Him: I'll be fine. I have a crocodile stomach. I do it all the time.
by SkoegangstQQpid January 16, 2023
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Crocodile Dundeeznutz

AKA Mick Dundeeznutz. They come from down under and can be found behind the outback of the great below.
"Crocodile Dundeeznutz come from down under and can be found behind the outback of the great below."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 27, 2023
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