COVIDBATION

1) Masterbation due to COVID-19 and social distancing.

I can’t get any from my girl cause her ma is social distancing her. I’ll just resort to COVIDBATION.

by Burgy9999 April 14, 2020

covid and chill

When the pandemic has you SIP and you need to fill the hours of your days.

Hey babe, want to Covid and Chill today?

by Travis and Kathleen May 3, 2020

Covid Earring

When you take your mask part way off and it hangs from one ear.

Hey, you going out tonight?

Yep, I have my matching Covid earring right here.

by K Rose July 1, 2020

Covid retired

An individual who decided to not work anymore after being laid off for covid19.

He retired early because it was good to not have to work. He became covid retired.

by Sidogg July 12, 2020

Covid Throated

This is when you get the covid test and the back of your throat gets plunged by a long ass swab.

Similar to Throated.

Guy 1: I had to get Covid Throated after some dip shit at work didn't wear his mask properly. I got it Walgreens and work paid for it.
Guy 2: Cool story bro, I got throated behind Walgreens.

by Jack Hoffmen 69 July 14, 2020

Covid Whore

A girl who does not care who she hangs around during quarantine, and meets with all her friends without a mask.

ME:{On phone} Hey Josh, should I invite Michelle over?

Josh: NOO! She's a total covid whore, she literally gives no shits about who and how she meets with people.

by BlueT36 July 28, 2020

COVID minute

The self isolation period of 14 days or more that is recommended by the CDC when COVID-19 has been contacted.

I haven't seen that guy in a COVID minute.

by JojoMel August 5, 2020