Barkity

A minecraft youtuber with no life and is the opposite of youtube star "Quackity"
Usually is orange, Is a Simp, And collects plushies

Im looking for a bitch, oh wait there's Barkity!!!

by RevolverCharted34 June 2, 2021

African Barking Spider

The receptor of blame after an audible fart....

Was that you dude? No way, African Barking Spider.

by fission_pro January 29, 2009

barkle

bark + circle; to bark while circling, especially a dog

One dog was not behind the fence, and when we got closer he started barkling all around us.

by Wosat June 26, 2004

gnarles barkley

used to describe something especially crazy or absurd.

brian: "did you hear about that guy who slayed a bear with a pocket knife?"
chris: " no way, that's gnarles barkley!"

by brianfromhassettst December 29, 2007

gnarls barkley'd

The ragging out of the anus during sexual intercourse. (slang term)

Dude! I just totally gnarls barkley'd that chick last night! She won't be poopin' right for a while!

by Jorgan June 9, 2007

barkle

Nonsense, or something that would be laughably passed off as such. Meaningless babble of those who do belong to a cult or political faction. A circular argument that proves nothing.

That berk is full of barkle, his arguments go nowhere and take the long way to get there...

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

Barketability

How well a person can promote themselves in a bar environment to people they are trying to impress or have sex with.

That chick with the big breasts wears low cut shirts to improve her barketability.

Buying drinks, being funny, working out, dance skills and dressing well can all improve your barketability.

by JCo292 November 15, 2012