Crumpet buttering

The act of ruining one's day exponentially and causing them anguish. Usually by denying a privilege or breaking a personal item. Sometimes just being a general annoyance to someone.

"That really was a crumpet buttering you gave him earlier."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd March 29, 2020

The Buttchug of Destiny

The Buttchug of Destiny is where someone lays in a bathtub full of beer and also does a alcohol enema of 2 kegs of beer at the same time if you succeed you get drunk and can fuck any number of girls (or guys) you wish (it’s the rules) if you lose they get to fuck you it’s a American hazing tradition ( a real high school and college staple)

Damn Chad did “The Buttchug of Destiny”? That wild man!

by BusterNutt June 7, 2021

Fortnite bitching ass

I saw you shit out your ass

STOP BEING SO ADDICTED TO FORTNITE YOU FORTNITE BITCHING ASS

by SokounDeitzNuts February 4, 2023

Estimated Time of Bitching

When you make your girl angry wait for all hell to break loose

Tristan: Man, I made her mad
Michael: What's the Estimated Time of Bitching? (ETB)
Tristan: I'd say about 5 seconds

by Tha Gort June 18, 2017

buttchug

an extremely homosexual ritual performed by fraternity brothers on their new pledges in which beer is poured down one brothers ass crack and into the mouth of the eagerly awaiting pledge

I thought about joining their fraternity, but I found out that they do the buttchug and that was it for me.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

Betching

The act of hanging out with betches

Girl, put down those uggs and stop betching around

Kevin, I was betching so bad last weekend. Everyone was listening to girl talk and applying fake tanner.

by Kevin Schoonmaker February 12, 2008

bitching post

Whevere someone talks to someone else and all they do is complain.

Whenever Kelly calls me she just complains about everything. I think Im just her bitching post.

by zzep August 27, 2008