bernardo

a guy that looks hot because has a good body, but actually has an ugly face, but you cant see it because its covered with hair.

girl: OMG, that guy is hot!
boy: naah, thats a bernardo

by FabiiT October 27, 2008

bernard manning

an old timmer comedian born in fucking 1930 he is still famous but not as much as in the cunts old time he tells jokes about his mother-in-law he is crude,sick and what he does the most to make his acts offensive racism thats what the fans look for out of him he is very fat hes brought out
alot of videos(such as bernard bites back,banging with manning,bernard manning shooting from the lip,bernard manning on the job,a dirty evening with bernard manning and more)hes brought out one DVD(an audience with bernard and friends:starring david beckham,and victoria beckham)hes into football he supports manchester because thats where he was conceived from he has a fan club in manchester called the embassy hes aloud to smoke,and drink there he ussually talks to the audience there he is turning old so he wont be doing alot of gigs anymore(so sorry if you have just known about him and think he might be a comedian for you)he swears as much as chubby brown uses the word cunt as much as him so manning your fucking brilliant the comedian john thomson on a DVD called 'steve coogan live 'n' lewd' did an impersonation of bernard manning and changed the name of him to 'bernard righton' anyway bernard your the bollocks

bernard manning:i went into this pub right and this guy i seen was well pissed when he came in and he said 'you'se on the left are a shower of bastards and you'se on the right are a shower of cunts' and one guy on the left said 'iam not a bastard' he said 'well go over there with the cunts then'.LOL
i once bought my kids for christmas a set of batteries and it said at the back toys not included.LOL
iam glad iam not bisexual i would hate to be put down by men the way i do by women.LOL

by Jackroll September 15, 2006

Bernard

A person with an extremely small penis. almost invisible to the naked eye. So small you can pick a lock with it.

I was so excited to screw my new boyfriend, til he dropped his pants and showed me his Bernard.

by Brown Hole July 6, 2011

Aaron Bernard

THUG MONEY FOOL. this niggah right hur got no swagg. he needs lotion man, dis bitch's hand are like the sahara. he looks fresh with his hand me down sweatshirts with build in rims dawgg. he's got 3, SET FO LYFE. his basketball skills are pathetic. kid's got no talent. he got no set team, which evah 1 is winnin, thats who bernard is goin wit. AA battery is one emotional motherfucker. shit goes down when you mention his gay pride. lil wayne is his hero dawg he's obsessed with him, in a homosexual way. don't even get me started on his swaggarific walk. bugs bunny bernard.. tru g.

kid #1: yooo AAAAARON
aaron bernard: yo what up man.
kid #1: lets shoot some hoops.
aaron bernard: LegoooOOOoOooOOo0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0 !

by FRESH MOTAHFUCKER May 30, 2011

Bernardsville

A divided town. Cut in half by US 202, one half is a Puerto Rican ghetto, and the other half consists of rolling hills and the homes of some of the richest and most famous people in the country. Everyone from the puerto rican side goes to the local high school, which is overrun with drugs and dirty sex. All the girls who go there are sluts, every single on of them. They guys, they jsut take advantage of their opportunity. Ironically it is top 25 in the state of NJ high schools. People from on top of the hills attend the abundant prep schools which are scattered throughout north Jersey.

Columbia University: rich school in Harlem

by Mr. February 10, 2005

Bernard

Elderly penis, but a young body.

Dude was way hot, but when we started getting it on, I discovered he had a straight up Bernard!

by Jacalak January 13, 2010

bernarda

"Bernarda" is one of the infinite italian ways to say pussy.

Ti trivello la bernarda. "I'm gonna drill your pussy."

by Born to lose out to drink March 26, 2015