Buttering my elf

Masturbating

I've been buttering my elf at the library.

by Vuljatar January 6, 2012

buttering the week

When you sit in a park and eat bread. Preferably hot!
Game Grumps Kitty love ep

"It's when you sit in the park and eat bread. Buttering the week!" — Dan

by Tarrabyte November 15, 2018

Peanut Buttering

The act of using Peanut Butter on your penis when you have a peanut allergy to enhance sexual performance. The allergic reaction increases rigidity, girth and length of one's member. Using creamy peanut butter can result in a positive side effect of increased lubrication during sexual interactions.

Remember, Choosy Moms Choose Jiffy Dick.

Not wanting to miss-out on a hookup with the cure co-worker from HR, John engaged in some Peanut Buttering to make sure he could perform.

by dnahly March 8, 2018

Basteing

verb the act of getting, &/or being, baked & wasted at the same time. getting baked + getting wasted = basteing

Jim can often be found Basteing behind the library on campus.

Basteing, is my absolute favorite thing to do!

"I'm Basting ballz right now brahh!"

by Roost3r Cogz August 25, 2009

batting in the upper deck

Having intercourse with a female's chest area.

I really like Susan's breast, I know if I was with her I would be batting in the upper deck.

by superman111 October 27, 2012

badgering the witness

to masturbate, the violent manipulation or aggressive stroking of ones genitals

I couldn't get it up for Mary because I was badgering the witness all afternoon.

Susan caught her brother badgering the witness while watching Full House.

by theanarchist July 21, 2013

Bustering

Putting copious amounts of peanut butter on thine cock and balls and letting your dog lick it off while sensually moaning in your ear

You know I'm in a bustering mood man

by Vietnam Flash Back December 16, 2019