Bitching and Winning

A point beyond perfection, unattainable to most humans. A level of awesome so great others may mistake it for drug use.

I’m so tired of pretending like my life isn’t perfect and bitching and winning every second and I’m not perfect and bitchin’ and just delivering the goods at every freakin’ turn. --Charlie Sheen

This sandwich is so bitching and winning.

by conrad1952 March 16, 2011

baching

<v> Picking up members of the opposite sex when your significant other is out of town; short for bachelor; behaving as a bachelor when you are not actually one.

I'm going to be baching it this weekend, wanna hook up?

by A girl May 19, 2003

Bathing the baby

Not bathing the baby is used when doing something to avoid the task at hand.

when having something to do such as homework, housework etc but you are avoiding it you would say "this is not bathing the baby"

by ssssss89 October 25, 2011

word botching

Sitting at your desk, achieving little, instead of bird watching

I'm getting fucking nowhere with this manuscript...let's go bird watching instead of this pathetic waste of time, word botching.

by Astacus May 4, 2015

soap box cyber bitching

An essentially highly advanced psychiatry of bitching that takes shape in a blog.

"Do you read her blog?"

"I prefer to look at tits when I'm on the internet not listen to some chick yap, it's all soap box cyber bitching about her life with an 'I'm-holier-than-thou attitude' no thanks."

by Hannah & Iago August 22, 2011

bitching out

After taking a hoot of weed the person coughs out the smoke on accidentally.

Rookie Stoner: "takes large hoot"
Stoner: "oh dude he's bitching out!"
Rookie Stoner: *coughs out smoke

by Jakkrabbit Eddie September 1, 2006

bitching

Intensely complaining about bum ass niggas and bitches to a trusted friend, or really, anyone

I was gonna be bitching all night to my best friend about our breakup

by IAmRTheBaddestOOOOHSHUTYOMOUTH January 3, 2015