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dopple-banger

an offensive term for people with pharanic syndrome (a series of mental disorders caused, most often, by the sufferer's parents being close genetic relatives such as brother and sister or first cousins between themselves).The syndrome is so called because the practice of marrying your brother/sister or your first cousins was common among royalty in Pharaonic (especially Ptolemeic) Egypt.
conversation between two geneticists (both of whom, ironically, have an undergraduate degree in history):

geneticist 1): who do you think, among the world's famous historically notorius characters, is the most known dopple-banger? Is it Hitler, Nero or Cleopatra?

geneticist 2): Even though the Pharaonic Syndrome itself is historically associated with Cleopatra and Ptolemeic Egypt, I would have to say that it is Hitler. According to what I read, both his grandmothers were sisters between themselves, making his parents, guess what? first cousins...
by Sexydimma January 15, 2012
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Baster

A man whose sole motivation in love making is to baste his partner's face with man gravy.
Janet: I told him he could come inside me but insisted on shooting his wad all over my face disregarding my plea not to do so.
Branda: What a baster !
Janet: Tell me about it, I'm still partially blind from the experience !
by Sergio_MTL December 1, 2013
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gay basher

One who takes part in the bashing of the entire homosexual culture.
Hey I've got two gay basher friends.
by smitty May 6, 2004
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Sea Badger

Elusive Marine Rodent, inhabits the shores of Devon and Cornwall. Hunted by many, caught by few.
I do believe i just saw a Sea Badger Jenkins.
by jimbo January 26, 2005
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knee bangers

When a lady gets so old that her breasts sag all the way down to her knees, they then stop being breasts as such and become "knee bangers". Another tell tale sign is when you shout, "Show us your tits!", they must lift their skirt in order to do so.
(Can also be spelt as one word - "kneebangers")

"Those knee bangers make her look like she has four arms!"
"Yeah you're happy know because they're big and firm, just wait until your older... when she turns sharply, you'll get some knee bangers to the face..."
by Gr8 January 17, 2008
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Badger

One Badger is equal to £7.50
It is the street price of one tab of scrote.
by I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t January 10, 2012
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beaver basher

I hit your mother in the face with my BEAVER BASHER!

Your sister tried to eat my beaver basher
by harry ball February 11, 2008
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