An apple is a thing that is SO tight. That all the other fruits are jealous. But is best friends with a banana. May be used for masturbation as well.
by Kelly the Banana November 11, 2010
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by Steven Billy Bob August 07, 2010
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Get the apple mug.A fruit of seduction by the devil to the woman when she was together with her other half in the Garden of Eden, from the beginning, as though she needed one to get excited when a strawberry would do.
The apple is like the fruity equivalent of the “unlucky Friday 13,” which has received such a bad press from superstitious folks, who would blame the date for anything that could possibly go wrong on that “evil day.”
by MathPlus September 13, 2021
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by Coolguy! May 26, 2005
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