Avon Lady

A drug dealer (especially of weed).

My supply of drugs is running low.... I gotta call the avon lady.

by downtownbrooklyn July 25, 2011

aeon

A nondescript amount of time often used by beings with massive ego problems to describe exactly how long they've been as great as they are.

"I have watched your pitiful race for Aeons!"

by D. Stern December 28, 2005

Avon, Ohio

A shit bucket filled to the brim with assholes and bastards that all think they are the shit when in reality they all seem to fail at everything.

Loser: "hey man i heard of this band called from Avon--"
Me: "dont bother."
Loser: "but its Faith in a Theory!"
Me: "fuck Avon, Ohio."

by don knottz October 3, 2011

Avoni

Very Skillful, Best at video Game, Hard to find friends, Never Cry's.

Avoni is the best at video games

by Lane Boy March 9, 2017

avon old farms

Avon Old Farms is the home of many dick sucking homosexuals that enjoy to take it up the butt and OD on steroids. 4/20 is a holiday for the inhabitants of Avon and they suck their teachers off to get better grades because they sure as hell cant do it on their own, those dumb sons of bitches.

"Look at billy sucking off Mr. Mackey"
"My butt is sore" said James the all american football player

by UncleJemima April 25, 2005

Aeronnovation

Innovations related to aviation industry

Etickets were an aeronnovation that saved millions for the industry

by Sqadeer June 12, 2018

Avonlea

Avonlea will bright up a room right when she walks in, she is a kind caring person that cares so much about her friends she loves to give hugs and snuggle she can make you smile and laugh in an instant she has a GORGEOUS voice and loves spending time with her older sister and usually just wears some ripped jeans and a t-shirt she can be friends with everyone and has a ton of guy friends very outgoing but likes to have her alone time and has a gift for dancing very intelligent even though she doesn’t seem like it you don’t want to get on her bad side because she knows how to fight she doesn’t care what she looks like but cares so much about hurting someone’s feelings she is so loyal and will never abandon you she is a great leader and will always be there to help you and comfort you she looks young but is wise beyond her years. Has an amazing imagination and loves to write stories. Avonlea is very romantic if you like her be quick she likes guys that are caring and one’s show affection and don’t take long to show it she doesn’t care about looks but about the personality she’ll be the bestest girlfriend you’ll ever have.

Nick: oh I forgot that girls name, she’s the one that gives amazing hugs!
Connor: are you talking about avonlea??
Nick: yess!!

by I <3 Green October 11, 2022