failed abortion

The Jonas Brothers.

"Dude, I hate the Jonas Brothers!"

"Me too! they're one big failed abortion".

by only slightly June 20, 2010

Louisville Abortion

Terminating a pregnancy with a baseball bat.

My girl just told me she was pregnant, but I gave a her a louisville abortion.

by snoopydg63 October 15, 2010

retroactive abortion

the act of eliminating people that should not be on the planet.

Stupid religious fucks deserve to be retroactively aborted.

by britchick March 04, 2004

abort the mission

Reversing a decision to embark on a chosen course of action, which at first appeared advantageous and justifiable, but upon closer inspection was revealed to have potentially undesirable or disastrous consequences.

Example 1:

Jim: Damn Tammy looks fine and she been checking me the whole night. Imma tap dat ass for sure.

Mike: Yo, might want to rethink that. I heard she got gonorrhea.

Jim: Yikes, abort the mission!!

Example 2:

Alex: We been standing in line for like 30 minutes. Forget this I’m walking right pass the bouncer.

Gary: Ummm, Dwayne tried that last week and the bouncer broke his nose.

Alex: Whoa, abort the mission.

Example 3:

Jane: So we gonna hit up Fo Chang Restaurant. Its $5.00 all you can eat.

Natasha: Nah abort the mission. Last time I ate there I had the runs for 2 days.

by MrDoodle June 01, 2011

Cubicle Abortion

n. A firing, or purge (multiple-firings), at an office. The act of forcibly removing someone from his/her cubicle or office space.

The third quarter report at Brad's company was terrible, and everyone is expecting a round of cubicle abortions.

by Seb13 February 04, 2009

christian abortion

Ditching an unwanted baby in a dumpster, or a randomly selected doorstep, etc. due to religious convictions or certain circumstances which would otherwise prevent a traditional abortion.

Alice got boned by Jim at a party and ended up pregnant, but thanks to her staunch anti-abortion background, fetus flushing was out of the question. So she went by way of the Christian Abortion instead and jettisoned the new born into the dumpster behind pizza hut.

by Shit, I lost my wallet August 16, 2014

living abortion

someone who is not wanted in life. useless mistake. the world would be better without them.

That asshole is a living abortion

by crazyhoz August 09, 2008