thor

he is the most kind, loving person you will ever meet. he is always there for you no matter what. keep him around your life while you can! never take him for granted. he is sweet and such a soft boy but he is very jealous. what’s his is his and no one else’s. he will love and care for you even if you don’t do the same back. he handles problems very well and he loves it when you ask him how his day is. he loves small talk. never call him gay because he will get mad. he wants to show you off so let him meet your parents. (and if you might be worried, don’t be he, he’s got this) always hype him up and call him all the time. he loves it when you play with his hair, he thinks it’s cute. never be too friendly with other guys cause he will get mad and you will lose him. give him nicknames because he LOVESSS it! i recommend sweet boy, my boy, babe, bubs, daddy if you want something👀 always remember any anniversary that you have! always remeber his birthday. with that said i hope you keep YOUR thor around💞

girl: omg isn’t thor dating angie!

other girl: yeah, dang it i wish i could have got to him first.

by angie.r647 November 20, 2020

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Thor

When you're fucking your girlfriend and you start singing Thunder by Imagine Dragons

Thunder, feel the Thornder. Lightning in your bum bum (bum bum).

by poopSNARE January 18, 2021

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become an aqua thor

Basically same as toaster bath, but with a spark of intellegence.

Jeff: "go commit toaster bath" Anderson: "Become an Aqua Thor Nigga Jeff" Jeff fucking dies lf ligma.

by EHZD March 5, 2021

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Thor

A nice guy that has powers almost beyond human understanding, he always has lots of waman that like to ride on his mega schlong, he is shapen like a bodybuilder and on his weakest he will be able to lift three tons, if youre blessed by the fact that he knows u be exstremly happy, although his name is close to thot he only make the best of hoes.

Man i wish i was more like Thor hes the greatest

by Kroeken1 April 26, 2021

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Thor stans

Annoying arse people who think that Th0r can beat wonder woman in a fight, sexist and sometimes homophobic and racist. overall definition: arseholes

th0r flop stan: thor solos fav, MID!

anyone with decent knowledge: shut ur fat arse up #BOSSED
th0r flop stan: UGH!! I'm LEAVING! YOU *random slur*

anyone with decent knowledge: fuck you arsehole! Thor stans don't know shit
- by Jugirlb

by Jugirlbs July 2, 2022

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Thor’s hammer

A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.

“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”

I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.

by Dat niga September 1, 2022

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