Wet tissue

Sperm

She swallowed my wet tissue

I got my wet tissue all over Sarah’s face

by Winston445 July 15, 2020

a serious box of kleenex tissues

its when someone has got SERIOUS ISSUES n r just completely weird as fuck, with no care or even realise what they say or do is funny but strange

oh my god how funny was emma lastnight, shes off her her head, shes mad! she comes out with some fucked up shit dunt she!
yea she aint all there in the head, she was well makin me laugh she was just doin weird shit, yea shes always like that though isnt she! yea shes got a serious box of kleenex tissues mate!

by SAMANTHA AND NICOLA November 15, 2006

Tissue

- a person whose life is a waste

- useless

- HEY YOU! Live a tissue, die a tissue!

- This pen is tissue to me, you can have it

by orangecow911 March 6, 2009

Tissue Fiend

The Tissue Fiend is a little small tampon demon that crawls inside a persons anal opening, tearing out this individuals insides causes them to bleed to death. Thus, pooping out the blood and chunks along with the Tissue Fiend as well. And his catch phrase is: "Crawl crawl slice dice!"

I found the Tissue Fiend last night and I caught it!

by S. Covert January 13, 2009

trissel

A gay homosexual rapist with a trashy personality and low self esteem. Often walked on by everyone else this worthless piece of shit will often be found begging for change on the road side. I you see this person DISSENGAGE I REPEAT DISSENGAGE! Thank you for your time!

I hate that street beggar named Trissel.

by Walmart Greeter May 21, 2018

offical tissue

offical tissue being honest with a person to the best of your ability without beating around the bush

Jhonny better have my money today and thats Offical Tissue dog.

by jameson r wilford-lewis February 12, 2008

Tissue Box Orgasm

when you think you're going to get caught masturbating so you ejaculate as soon as possible and grab the tissues rapidly causing many tissues to come out as well

Guy 1: Dude my mom almost caught me rubbin it out!
Guy 2: That happened to me too, I had a tissue box orgasm, but my mom didnt even come in my room... FUCK

by neverbeencaught1007 April 25, 2010