twisted flip

A skate boarding move in which a varial kickflip is done with a sex change(body varial) in the opposite direction.

"Hey Man do a twisted flip and you'll be hecka ghetto"

by HTWDOGG April 13, 2008

Twisted Dragon

During sex, a man lays flat on his back and a very flexible woman sits on his stomach and then proceeds to give a footjob. before he cums she bends over so he finishs on her neck the she slides her neck between his ass cheeks.

Guy 1: Man my ass crack is still kinda sticky

Guy 2: why?

Guy 1: because my girl gave me a twisted dragon last night and i didnt wipe all the way through

by man of ass June 23, 2010

titted on

To be so defiled that to be titted on is the only thing in the world that is worse than being shit on.

I shit on that kid in cod4 so bad i think i titted on him.

by 1_SHOt February 24, 2009

twisted tea-bagging

a drinking game played with twisted tea whereby touching an opponent's forehead with a twisted tea forces said opponent to drink (and finish) twisted tea

On our trip to Maine Ben was twisted tea-bagging everyone.

I let my guard down and Jon totally twisted tea-bagged me.

by A & G October 8, 2010

tifted

being upset to point of no return

You real tifted your man wanted me.

by dmariahhh December 2, 2013

Twisted Mantis Spring

Verb.

When one lies upside down against a wall fisting themselves in such an awkward position that they look twisted and their hand in their ass or pussy looks like a mantis claw. Plus they spring like a mantis when they cum.

I saw my girl twisted upside down against the wall with her hand in her pussy I thought she was in trouble, but then I realized, Frankie Dee wasn't lying about the Twisted Mantis Spring

by Frankie_Dee January 12, 2014

twisted pork

A shriveled, small and insignificant penis

You have a twisted pork

by mudguard May 20, 2014