Cock Block Texting

when you know your friend is with someone they could be fucking but you keep texting them so they dont get the chance.

Guy1: did you fuck judy?!
Guy2: NO, her friends kept cock block texting us..

by WOOOOOODAMN May 7, 2011

Blunt Texter

A blunt texter is someone who simply cannot carry a conversation via text message. The conversations they have are usually short and boring, thus the other person gives up trying to keep the conversation going.

Ex: Heeey! :)
Hey
What's up?
Nm jc u
Nothing.
Aha.
--wow, he's a blunt texter, I think we're done here--

by KittyPurry. October 6, 2012

Double Texter

One who tries to ignite conversation again after sending a conversation ender to another who does not respond. Annoying.

Alysha: Lol
Riley: *No responce*

Minutes later,

Alysha: So what's up?
Riley: 0_o

DOUBLE TEXTER AHHHH

by Haley Millah January 29, 2010

texterbating

verb: The act of surreptitiosly texting under a table with one hand.

My students thought they were getting away with something because they were texterbating their friends during class.

by Justin Jensen April 23, 2006

predictive texting

A feature on many smart phones that often causes one to make unwitting hilarious, retarded, offensive, and/or douchebag-like statements when texting. Especially hard to catch when preoccupied with something else while speed texting.

Michelle broke up with me 'cause while I was watching the game the predictive texting on my phone called her Michaela instead.

by dookeyboy November 25, 2010

Tommy Texter

A person who texts non-stop and is texting at literally every moment you look at them!

Cool Tommy Texter, put your fucking phone away Dean.

by dontrellelewis32 December 31, 2011

shit texting

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.

Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.

by jbuw April 25, 2008