Texas toe tap

When a person keeps on dancing around the truth to matter even though the truth is known by the other party

Dam that bitch did the Texas toe tap all night, how dumb could she be

by H. Caradine July 5, 2011

Texas Pilo

1.) the act of substituting the "glass pipe" with your own "flesh pipe", at the last second....without giving your girlfriend prior knowledge.

I was at Suzies doing some of that high speed/chicken feed and decided to pass her a "Texas Pilo".....Boy was she pissed!

by agent "99" June 28, 2011

Texas Bullet Train

n; When students travel from their homes to college on interstates or highways and form high speed caravans to prevent getting pulled over. This is common on I-35 with students traveling to the University of Oklahoma.

Ex 1:
Driving down I-35, Driver 1 passes drivers 2, 3 and 4 going 85 mph. drivers 2, 3, and 4 all speed up and follow Driver 1 at the same speed, thus resulting in a caravan traveling faster than the norm or speed limit.

Ex 2:
Tom: "Hey that guy is going 15 over, follow him!"
Collin: "Dude, I don't want to get pulled over."
Tom: "No worries, more people will join and we'll have a Texas Bullet Train!"
Collin: "Heck yes, Dallas to OKC in an hour!"
*High Five*

by CollinOU October 1, 2013

Texas Pickle Trap

When you wake up in the middle of an ongoing bukkake session

That Texas Pickle Trap from earlier has really clogged up my pores.

by gatedear May 12, 2014

Texas Two-Bag

The act of placing an opaque bag on your sexual partner's head, due to them being very unatractive but having a nice body, and putting a similar bag on your head also, incase the bag on their head falls off. This is used in reference to someone who is very ugly or unattractive, but has a sexy body.

"When I had sex with Jenny I had to texas two-bag, because she's so ugly"

"Would you fuck our teacher?" "Yah, but shes a bit of a texas-two bag."

by Chetanator October 11, 2014

texas stubbies

A redneck gang that initiates its members by cutting the tips of their penises off.

"The Texas Stubbies are coming!"

by jdm.exe September 10, 2016

Texas Treatment

When you slap someone really hard on the neck so it turns red, making them Texan because "redneck".

Bob gave Joe the Texas Treatment after he called him the reason condoms exist.

by SociopathicDuck January 7, 2019