This can’t be real..

A question being used when in a situation where it feels like a dream, or when the person saying it is in denial. They say it to try to reassure themselves

Doctor: Your sister died.
Person: this can’t be real..

by Idontthinkimokanymore February 21, 2023

Don't Be So Mayo

When someone fails at something, you refer to an achievement from skate 3 called Don't be so mayo which was sponsered by miracle whip.

Someone crashes while skating," AWWWW BRO! Don't Be So Mayo, now drink your monster energy

by Oh gaom July 6, 2010

Don't be a Tim

The act of butting in, being nosey or walking into other peoples conversations. Walking into important meetings with out being invited and then talking crap.

Dude get out of my doorway and don't be a Tim.

by always angry midget September 30, 2011

Don't Be Jesus

A phrase, mostly used by friends and concerned lovers, to express a feeling of unease over one's current path of action, on the intuition that this path may lead to a violent end, sometimes but not exclusively by crucificationism.

Also can refer to acute messianic megalomania

Guy 1: Dude, I'm totally gonna go piss off those Roman soldiers by pretending to be the Messiah!
Guy 2: Don't be Jesus, man.

Guy 3: I CAN HEAL THE BLIND!!!1!
Guy 4: Whoa whoa, don't be Jesus now.

by Tepea March 15, 2011

don't be a geron

Geron usually take's atleast 5-8 hits of your spliff before passing it on.

Cezar: Max you pass the spliff man.
Max: let me take a few more dude.
Cezar: Don't be a geron man c'mon!

by Maxv888 April 21, 2018

don't be a stranger

a phrase often used to indicate disrespect for the basic rule of friendship:communication

"Don't be a stranger. Pick up the goll'darn phone."

by Mad Matt Hatter September 22, 2003

you can't be pimpin

See, you think you a pimp. But you can't be pimpin slime.

you can't be pimpin slatt

by Ain't Tryna Get Jumped August 8, 2020