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Nick Perry

He's gay with marc

by Scott Berseth March 29, 2004

swiftirc

SwiftIRC is also known as an alternative word for "kiddie". SwiftIRC also relates to "script kiddie". The only real adult on the network seems to be "Jeffrey".

Look at that swiftirc!

by Jeffrey Ulatan February 26, 2008

light shifter

Someone who looks good in certain lighting.

Once we went outside I realized she was a light shifter.

by timmay September 1, 2004

stifter

A complete moron. I mean someone who does and says the stupidest things.....EVER

you just pulled a stifter!

by my name is chris April 14, 2005

swiffer ripper

A girl thats a ripper and you know that you should'nt be messing with her, but she cleans shit up!

Are you still messing with that swiffer ripper? Yah, but at least my house is clean!

by Acorn Jones May 5, 2007

Switter

Not sweet but not bitter, it is a truly unique presence on the pallet that endures and perseveres until it becomes nauseous.

That French cheese was very switter, much like that load your mom took last night in her mouth.

by Ol_longdong August 18, 2017

Swiffer Wet Jet

The act of doggy style penetration from behind in either the anus or vagina of a woman or man on hard wood floors. One pulls out moments before ejaculation and points ones penis at the floor roughly below the face of the target. One then cums and pulls the hands of the person receiving coitus at the same time. Slamming there face into the ejaculate and mopping up the ejaculate with their face and hair.

Zach- "She was giving me hell about cleaning the floors in my apartment so I swiffer wet jetted her right there."

Joey-"She give you anymore lip?"

Zach- "No apparently cum and blond hair do a pretty good job..."

by GasPumpGiver October 21, 2010