Pompey Steamer

The act of mutilating somebody using the following system of humiliation.
1. Dragging somebody to the street by their nostrils.
2. Brutalise the persons face with your fists/feet/forehead.
3. Shit on their battered body.
4. Wipe your arse on their hair.
5. Piss in their eyes.
6. Insert foreign object into rectum (object should be hefty in the girth department).
7. Casually leave the scene.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Alan giving Frenchy another Pompet Steamer. Something about a watch or something.
Guy 2: yeah, Alan is one brutal son of a bitch.
Guy 1: anal baby.
Guy 2: yea... anal.

by The Circle April 6, 2005

carpet steamer

when someone, usually a girl, goes down on another girl after she's already had an orgasm(s) causing her vagina to be extra moist.

Jamie, after giving Adrienne an orgasm with her fingers, proceeded to be a good carpet steamer and lick her lover's pussy in hopes of making her come again.

by j'ness October 2, 2006

Strawberry Steamer

Any of numerous sexual activities having to do with bloody diarrhea, particularly a bloody bowel movement performed above the bare chest of another individual.

The prostitute was hired for a mere two hundred dollars, however, after performing a strawberry steamer she informed me that this amount would be doubled.

by Chance C. June 21, 2007

Cleveland Steamer Sundae

The act of Defecating on your partners chest then sitting on it while rocking back and forth like a steam roller (cleveland steamer). Then proceeding to ejaculate on the feces while topping it off with a used tampon.

"dude, i gave her the best Cleveland steamer sundae last night!"

by lukelord0 May 7, 2015

miami steamer

The act of taking a crap on a person's back while they are laying out in the sun, leaving a nice pile of shit tan line.

Jon left a steaming "J" on April's back, she's gonna have one hell of a Miami Steamer tan when she wakes up.

by CubanAso September 14, 2006

Hot Steamer

A sexual act where your partner takes a dump on your chest.

Jesse DeMello just gave Anythony Parrone a hot steamer.

by Jesse DeMello January 23, 2009

Windy City Steamer

Another variation of the Cincinnati bowtie, where the giver flatulates in the victim's face. Only this time, the flatulation becomes a shart, and the victim receives a heap of hot brown lumps right there on the neck. If the lumps come in a ferocious spray to the face, the steamer becomes the Windy City Carl (no seran wrap).

"Last night after we had mexican food, I gave my girl a windy city steamer."

by Master Leo November 3, 2006